What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What do teens do at night?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are INFJs essentially the most introverted type?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?